You have GOT to be kidding me.

[icewolf]

Not like we didn't konw this before, but here's hard-core proof that these things are just silly:

The Keys to Your Heart

You are attracted to those who are unbridled, untrammeled, and free. In love, you feel the most alive when your partner is patient and never willing to give up on you. You'd like to your lover to think you are loyal and faithful... that you'll never change. You would be forced to break up with someone who was insecure and in constant need of reassurance. Your ideal relationship is open. Both of you can talk about everything... no secrets. Your risk of cheating is 100%. You are not suited for a monogamous relationship. You think of marriage as something that will confine you. You are afraid of marriage. In this moment, you think of love as something you thirst for. You'll do anything for love, but you won't fall for it easily.

What Are The Keys To Your Heart?

Comments

[tompurdue.livejournal.com]

No comment.

[severus-bracae.livejournal.com]

So is there a list, or do I just take a number *Runs* *Hides* *Cowers*

[noncalorsedumor.livejournal.com]

I had no idea you were afraid of marriage! I'm sure Tor is shocked. SHOCKED. To think, being married all this time and needing the internet to finally reveal the awful truth! *gets vapors*

So, to be clear: the key to your heart is a broken dinner plate?

[reportergirlkes.livejournal.com]

Wow. Bad test.

Besides, you're too busy to have an affair. It takes up too much times. ;)