Quotes of the Week...

[icewolf]

"The Cold Open"

"What have I told you about lisening to those shows?"
"Don't do it."
"Don't do it."
-Danny & Matt

"Are we Hollywood liberals, or are we gay?"
"It's a fine distinction."
-Matt & Danny

"Stick around, 'cause when we're done, I need to choke you to death." -Danny

"Ten days ago, I tested positive for cocaine." -Danny

"Well, that was nice while it lasted." -Jack

"Ah. Brad Whitford is back to his old job: screwing up press conferences." -Tor

"What happens to non believers?"
"You get thrown into a firey pit."
"Can we just do that now?"
-Jack, Jordan, & Matt

"I raised the bar? Sorry. Clear it." -Jordan

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"Who did the best frat humor?" -Matt

YES! GILBERT AND SULLIVAN RETURNS!

"This is a joke?"
"I'm counting on it."
-Danny's assistant & Matt

"Oh my God, we are so screwed."
"I know."
-Danny & Matt

"I won't be told what to put on my station by amateurs of any stripe." -Jordan

"I hate spunk." -Jack

"Good show."





"Lines in the Sand"

the_mithril_man already got one of my favorites. Zing!

"Since when do we start believing parents? Or anyone? -Cameron

"Attica?" -House

Hello! Wouldn't a neurologist know better than to make a sudden schedule change (not to mention a sudden physical move) on an autistic kid?!

Additionally, is it me, or does someone start throwing up or bleeding from the rectum every time Foreman tries to close a case?

"You have pretty hair." -House, even higher than usual

"I don't pity this kid. I envy him." -House

[House drops Wilson's gift from a dead pediatric patient into the trash.]

You know, I had a feeling House was far more angry at Wilson than he was at Cuddy.

"My parents love me unconditionally. Now get out." -House

"How's it going?"
"It's a biopsy. Needles, cells, screaming..."
-House & Foreman

"...I'm feeling frisky."
"I'm ovulating. Let's go."
"The frisky, it went away."
-House & Cuddy

Am I the only one thoroughly depressed that the 17-year-old completely missed the word-for-word rip-off of Casablanca?

"That was a ten." -Wilson





"The Truth in the Lye"

"How does someone juggle two wives?"
"I can think of a couple of ways. Of course, when I say 'juggle'--"
"I have a scalpel."
-Angela, Hodgins, & Cam

"Does he mean out in the world?"
"We'll pin our phone number to his shirt."
-Hodgins & Cam

"Are you sure I can't get anybody a soda?" -Seeley

"It means, 'What make foolish man think I speak Chinese?'" -Angela

"Keep talking--I'll catch up." -Seeley

"I resent that. I'm out there."
"You sure are."
-Hodgins & Angela

"I said something wrong."
"Would it be gossip if I told you?"
"I hope so."
-Angela & Tempe