Three of these things are not like the others...

I have taken it upon myself to be tagged by noncalorsedumor. Of the following six facts about me, three are true, and three are false.

1. I was born in Maryland.

2. I am three years older than torberg.

3. I am an only child.

4. I can not only follow but contribute to a conversation on professional wrestling.

5. I stage managed for the first time in 2003.

6. I have a deep and abiding appreciation for Mallory's Morte d'Arthur.

Guess away!

EDIT: Answers will be posted in 24 hours.

HA.

See, I keep telling people that punctuation is important.

$2 million comma

Pointless update

I don't want to go teach.

I want a nap.

But I won't go nap; I'll go teach.