Ai yi yi...

It's that time of year again.

Halloween.

I've got the first party invitation of the year (Hi sabine42 and Julie!), and again, I have no idea what to wear.

Especially since I am increasing, both in the archaic linguistic sense and in the "huh lookit that none of my pants fit any more" sense.

Suggestions?

A New Reason to Hate Fox News

Associated Press: "Crews Search for Autistic Hiker"

MSNBC: "Autistic Hiker Lost in W. Va."

Fox News: "Searchers Hope Candy Will Lure Severely Autistic Hiker Out of West Virginia Wilderness"

Like it's that easy. Like autism isn't a deeply complex condition. Like the kid's a dog and they're shaking a box of milk bones. Gah.