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[icewolf]

You know the Bible 98%!

 

Wow! You are awesome! You are a true Biblical scholar, not just a hearer but a personal reader! The books, the characters, the events, the verses - you know it all! You are fantastic!

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[severus-bracae.livejournal.com]

Only 98%......? You're slipping :P. BTW you need to fix the entry it's kinda borked right now

[icewolf010.livejournal.com]

Thank you... (I've probably been using RTF too much lately...)

[noncalorsedumor.livejournal.com]

I know I always cherished the story of Jesus feeding the five thousand Chinese take-out. Now THAT was a miracle.

[noncalorsedumor.livejournal.com]

PS How are you? How's the fetus?

[icewolf010.livejournal.com]

I am okay. The fetus is sitting on my sciatic nerve. Yeowchie.

[noncalorsedumor.livejournal.com]

My BFF's daughter loved sitting on her sciatic nerve. When she wasn't kicking her bladder, that is.

[noncalorsedumor.livejournal.com]

PPS I just noticed that you now feature a Milton quote on your sidebar. I see how it is.

[icewolf010.livejournal.com]

I cannot help myself. I am a Milton fangirl. *hang head*

[noncalorsedumor.livejournal.com]

This shall not go unavenged!

unbelievable -- i'm a testament, as it were, to how obvious some of the answers were

[interdisciple.livejournal.com]

You know the Bible 61%!

 

Congratulations! You know a lot about the Bible - the books, the characters, the events. You are able to remember a lot of what you have heard and read!

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Re: unbelievable -- i'm a testament, as it were, to how obvious some of the answers were

[icewolf010.livejournal.com]

My personal favorite was #35: In Jesus's parable, who stopped to help a man in need? A. Donald Trump B. Donald Duck C. Don Knotts D. a Samaritan

Yes, I fixed the punctuation/mechanical issue with the possessive form of "Jesus." I'm a grammar geek. Leave me in apostrophical peace.

Re: unbelievable -- i'm a testament, as it were, to how obvious some of the answers were

[arakasi1.livejournal.com]

Since I can't embed in the comments, I'll just link to this

giving your grammar geek voice

[interdisciple.livejournal.com]

ha! yeah, that one was by far the most ridiculous...

ah, the ole possessive word-ending-in-S. :) you know, there's an amazing essay by david foster wallace about the grammar and syntax geeks among us and just how far it can go (and did go in his own family). i think you'd like it. his own grammatical nerditude renders my own a cheap imitation, a complete poserdom of grammar authority. i can't remember what the essay's called, but it's in his "consider the lobster."

so while i'm not hardcore, i'm definitely borderline. it's most important to me that a sentence is syntactically structured in such a way that its logic and readability is clear and obvious. it's especially fun to explore, sometimes even exploit, the openings that emerge. haphazard writing kills wordplay and the more subtle joys of the art. but admittedly, sometimes my lazy trumps my persnickety, and i'm certainly not as picky as some.