Yeah, no, Monday didn't get much better...

[icewolf]

My entire building is overheated, and, oh yeah, most of my English 101 students skipped.

Watch me go medieval on their collective behinds here.

Any suggestions on a suitable punishment? I'm leaning toward docking everybody who didn't show to class a letter grade on the paper they thought was due today.

**Edited for clarity and mood 4/24/2006, 1438**

Comments

[http://users.livejournal.com/charlotteb_/]

Er, boiling in oil is passe, right? Especially what with the overheating and all.

Although, I originally misread that and thought you had 97 students skip class (101 students-4 who showed up). So yours is bad, but I thought it was worse.

[(Anonymous)]

Oh.... yeah, that took me a half-dozen extra parses.