You have GOT to be kidding me.

Not like we didn't konw this before, but here's hard-core proof that these things are just silly:

( Your chance of cheating is 100%... )

Let's Hear It....

...for patient brothers who call their paranoid sisters back even though they're in the middle of running an NCAA Division I basketball game.

The reason I got all nervous and clammy.

Whew.

(Yeah, I'm a big paranoid dork. Of this, everyone who knows me is aware. Bless them, the ones who love me deal with it. Although, in my defense, I called when I got the CNN Breaking News email in my inbox, before I found out it was at a marketing firm.)