Positively floored.

[icewolf]

I... just... I'm speechless. Actually, I'm apoplectic, but that's neither here nor there.

If you really need me in the next few days, call me, because it's probably best for all involved that I stay off the Internet for a few days.

Comments

[margoeve.livejournal.com]

Was it something I said?

[blue-estro.livejournal.com]

No, it was probably me. I keep thinking that friends on the internet won't notice my "forgot to put on deodorant" days.

[tx-cronopio.livejournal.com]

Oh, dear! *sends soothing tea, removes sharp objects*

[dr-zrfq.livejournal.com]

I certainly hope it wasn't anything I did or said or wrote. If it was, I apologize in advance but hope you'd enlighten me as well.

[bunnyjadwiga.livejournal.com]

Oh dear. *pets and makes sympathetic noises*